Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
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