i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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