I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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