whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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