I don't think brook has ever known best
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
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