ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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