Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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