he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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