wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
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