So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
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But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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