You just made me feel so damn special
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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