Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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