Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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