my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
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