I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
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