The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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