How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Soap is not a condiment
It's Friday. Sex?
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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