I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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