sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
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