I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I want to fling myself into the sun
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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