Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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