Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Randomize
