so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
Randomize
