So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Randomize
