I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
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