Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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