oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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