and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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