just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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