plz talk dirty to me
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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