If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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