I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
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