so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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