11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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