I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize