so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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