I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
my mouth tastes like poor choices
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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