You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Randomize
