So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
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