one might say we're banned from that church
I showed him my bush... on skype.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
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