Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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