So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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