I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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