Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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