Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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