Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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