are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
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