Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
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