I'm jealous of your bromance
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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