Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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