The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Randomize
