Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
Randomize
