WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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