He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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