1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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