Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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